BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
Enjoy the multiple eargasm…
(Source: dmann-rjm, via thscripts)
*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
(via thscripts)
YOUR TouNge EEE eklred
please stick your luscious tongue down my throat
(Source: lovehoranlovehoran, via thscripts)
Baseball is back! Umpires will always be the real stars of the sport. Here’s our favorite ump ever!